Funny foreign news clippings!

Thank you so much Curious Spurious @RicardoCoche  for sharing all of these newspaper clippings! I am very appreciative and declare you an honorary hyper-speller!

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Darts can get rowdy, maybe the desired word was altercations. 

How will they know if they can't read?

The age in the caption doesn't match the text.

What kind of classes are they teaching?!

Was he supposed to retire before the accident?

Can they get it done before the world ends?

It took a lot of courage to die apparently.

Snakes on the plane?

You have to be careful what you wish for! Nothing is idiot proof. 

We are so glad they were safe! 

Pounced. Poncing is not the same thing, according to the Cambridge English Dictionary.

Are they still looking for her?

Did they ask the birds if they wanted their owners alive?

The copywriter might need speech therapy. 

Another time traveler has been spotted. 

What kind of toilette is that? What a bladder that guy has, if he only needs it for 5 1/2 days a week!

Why are they selling the kids also?

They must not be very good at their job.  That treasure is pretty small! 

Finally, someone brave enough to tell the truth! Just gimmee the loot! 

Two different things here, unless the barbeque was a secret! 

That's a lot of urinating!