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Multi-genre, multi-volume author Michael Kelso introduces us to the first in a series, “The Misadventures of a Cryptid Hunter”: I didn't sign up for this. I never wanted to be a cryptid hunter. I didn’t even believe in cryptids. I always thought they were the stuff of bedtime stories to keep kids quiet and in bed, scared out of their wits, when mom and dad wanted some quality time together. I was perfectly happy in my boring job as a park ranger. (Not really) But fate had other ideas. When I came face to face with a Bigfoot... everything changed. Some people are born to greatness, others have it thrust upon them. Then there are still others who trip, fall down a hill backwards, and land face first in a big stinky, steaming, pile of greatness. I was the latter. This is the story of that steaming pile that was my life as a cryptid hunter. Get ready to embark on a wild and hilarious journey with Michael Kelso's "Misadventures of a Cryptid Hunter". This horror-comedy novel follows the unexpected and comically disastrous life of a park ranger turned cryptid hunter. As a skeptic of all things mythical, our protagonist never could have predicted that his life would be turned upside down when he comes face to face with a real-life Bigfoot. Suddenly, he's thrust into a world of cryptids, danger, and hilarity. Kelso masterfully weaves together horror and humor, delivering a unique and entertaining read for fans of both genres. From the hilarious mishaps and missteps of our clumsy hero, to the spine-tingling encounters with terrifying creatures, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing out loud. But it's not all fun and games for our cryptid hunter. As he navigates through this new and dangerous world, he quickly learns that some people are born for greatness, while others just stumble into it - quite literally. Will our hero be able to survive his new calling as a cryptid hunter? And will he ever make it back to his boring park ranger job? If you love a good scare with a side of laughter and a heap of cryptids, then "Misadventures of a Cryptid Hunter" is a must-read. Kelso's witty writing and unique take on the cryptid trope will have you hooked from the first page. So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy today and join our hero on his hilarious and thrilling adventures. Winner 2024 Hollywood Book Festival, Wild Card category! Runner up 2024 New York Book Festival, Wild Card category! I love this story! I thought the daily routine of a park ranger would be a piece of cake. The author proves me wrong. I laughed so many times and shivered quite a few times also. I am glad the scary parts are not any longer than they are. Get the book, you will love it! You can buy this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Misadventures-Cryptid-Hunter-Michael-Kelso-ebook https://www.goodreads.com/-misadventures-of-a-cryptid-hunter It is also available in Kindle Unlimited. You can connect with the author: https://twitter.com/MichaelKelso2 https://michaelkelsoauthor.com https://www.facebook.com/mikeswritings https://www.linkedin.com/in/mike-kelso-825ba6a5 https://www.pinterest.com/michaelkelsoaut/pins https://www.instagram.com/michaelkelso8294 Tags: murder, monsters, horror, comedy Copyright © 2024 Mark L. Schultz except for the author’s introduction.
53 Comments
Mark
9/9/2024 05:15:34 pm
I did! I love to laugh and your book had me laughing quite a bit.
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9/9/2024 05:56:04 pm
Wow, Those are a couple of good questions.
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9/9/2024 06:09:26 pm
Writing changed my life by giving me a creative outlet that I enjoy. I actually started out writing songs. But a life event changed my perspective towards writing stories, especially horror stories.
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Mark
9/10/2024 10:20:20 am
"How soon can I read more of this sick sh!t"? That is fabulous! Kudos to you!
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9/10/2024 12:19:37 pm
Two more excellent questions that will require separate answers.
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9/10/2024 12:37:42 pm
Who was the first person to inspire you to write?
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Mark
9/10/2024 01:10:26 pm
Great story! I am not surprised that you find questionable spellings. Time gives your brain a refresh. It sees your old books as new items and you are able to see what you couldn't see before. Fresh eyes make a lot of difference. Updating your old books is a good idea especially with your complete backlist. Don't ever stop doing that, more books equal more sales.
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9/10/2024 05:17:44 pm
What inspired me to write, 'Misadventures" ?
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Mark
9/10/2024 07:54:15 pm
I Love the lazy, snarky character you created. He is rather clumsy. His attempt at hiring a sidekick was a dismal failure. You had me laughing all the way through the book. Scare me all you want as long as I can laugh!
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9/10/2024 10:41:25 pm
Why did I choose this genre. or did this genre choose me?
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Mark
9/11/2024 10:43:49 am
That makes sense. I have never been to a prison. Seeing people at their worst certainly would take a toll on a person. Violence is more than punching someone in the face or shanking them. It is a degradation of the humanity of all involved. History is replete with violence.
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Michael Kelso
9/11/2024 11:20:44 am
Not that I remember. Unless they zapped my memory MIB style. Lol.
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Mark
9/11/2024 01:17:26 pm
A Grey told me to tell you it was your imagination. He assured me that. ;-)
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9/11/2024 05:20:59 pm
Wow. I'm glad it was just my imagination. That's a load off my mind. Lol
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Mark
9/11/2024 05:33:20 pm
Your process is fascinating and labor intensive. It does take a lot of time to make all the corrections, it forces you to evaluate every change. That is how a great book is written. The first draft is usually a dumpster fire and that is okay because the story has to get out of your head and onto the screen or paper. Does anyone still write a first draft longhand? I have heard of that program, but I can't recall the name of it.
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Michael Kelso
9/11/2024 06:10:41 pm
I know I don't do any writing longhand anymore. I don't know about anyone else.
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Mark
9/11/2024 08:04:49 pm
I think you are right about the copyright of your books and audio books are a popular format for a lot of people who struggle with vision issues. If you haven't already, I urge you to consult a lawyer experienced in Entertainment law. Protecting your intellectual property rights are critical since your estate owns the copyright for 75 years after an author dies.
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Michael Kelso
9/11/2024 11:14:45 pm
Youtubers need constant content. I realize that they are trying to keep their channel alive and popular, but most of the ones I deal with are also more than happy to help me out by posting my website in the video description. So the answer is it really is both. I look at it as a symbiotic relationship. They get what they need in (hopefully interesting) content and I get what I need in promotion.
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Mark
9/12/2024 09:50:33 am
That is an interesting relationship where all parties win. Too rare also. It is also the first time I have heard of this as a promotional opportunity. I will be adding this idea to my questions.
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Michael Kelso
9/12/2024 10:11:52 am
I don't know. Everyone has their own style.
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Mark
9/12/2024 12:24:20 pm
That is a great way of putting it, 'build the sandcastles later'. More elegant than the phrase I was using. I will borrow that, if you don't mind.
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9/12/2024 03:27:56 pm
Borrow away, The phrase isn't mine, I heard it somewhere along the way and liked it.
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Mark
9/12/2024 07:42:54 pm
Shovel lots of sand into the sandbox before you build a sandcastle. I love it.
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9/13/2024 03:15:08 am
It took some thought to come up with the title, especially since it was essentially a series of short stories, I had a title for each of them.
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Mark
9/13/2024 09:41:01 am
Misadventures is a fitting choice.
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9/13/2024 10:21:55 am
Well first off, my main character doesn't have a name. Or at least I haven't named him yet. When writing first person stories, especially park ranger/cryptid or anything suspenseful, I don't like to name my MC. In my opinion it allows the reader to more easily put themselves in that role and therefore immerse themselves into the story with greater emotional connection.
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Mark
9/13/2024 02:06:07 pm
I didn't miss the lack of him being named! That is so funny! I do love first person POV, it is so intimate and immediate.
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9/13/2024 03:08:12 pm
I never really got into fan fiction from the time that I realized it was borderline copyright violation if you tried to publish it.
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Mark
9/13/2024 05:43:56 pm
That copyright infringement is a serious issue and I am with you on that. I wouldn't sleep well with that hanging over my head also.
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9/13/2024 06:59:29 pm
My first novel was a crime/mystery set in a prison. (I got a lot of questions from coworkers asking if there were any true parts in the book. I reassured them that it was totally fiction.)
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Mark
9/14/2024 09:37:23 am
That is a nice catalog! You are a prolific writer. Congratulations!
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9/14/2024 10:25:53 am
Thank you.
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Mark
9/14/2024 12:22:56 pm
You are busy as a beaver! Congratulations!
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9/14/2024 02:12:25 pm
Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I stumbled upon someone who was looking for a ghostwriter during an online conversation.
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Mark
9/14/2024 04:17:00 pm
Fortunate circumstances! Being in the right place at the right time makes a difference.
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9/14/2024 04:32:38 pm
To be honest, I'm pretty happy in my horror/suspense niche. Writing the occasional thriller or mystery (that will be ignored on amazon) is good for me. I've never considered writing a romance , historical fiction, fantasy or anything like that.
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Mark
9/14/2024 06:38:48 pm
I am not surprised that you are happy right where you are. You have multiple volumes in multiple genres. You are in a great place, no need to stray from a good center.
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9/14/2024 06:55:02 pm
I'm not terribly happy with AI. There's just too much that can go wrong. (Everything I ever needed to know about AI I learned from Terminator. Lol)
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Mark
9/14/2024 08:28:25 pm
You have found an appropriate use for AI. One that prevents AI from lying to you or hallucinating results for you. It is a beast that needs to be controlled and must never be allowed total freedom.
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9/14/2024 09:07:42 pm
Absolutely. It's one of the reasons I no longer do review swaps. Another author did me dirty. I also had people who wanted me to read and review books that were twice the length of mine. I gave an honest review which wasn't 5 star and the next thing I know, they're giving me a 1 or 2 star review.
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Mark
9/15/2024 09:10:14 am
Most people who ask for the truth and honesty don't want it unless it pleases them. Sad but true.
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9/15/2024 09:20:37 am
Ames department store. I worked as a stock boy for 2 + years before I quit and started working at a local factory.
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Mark
9/15/2024 12:15:57 pm
Great job! You have a fair amount of freedom being out of the public eye most of the time. $3.15 an hour was a good amount of money in the beginning. When I started working the minimum wage was a dollar an hour.
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9/15/2024 02:20:46 pm
If you mean public speaking like a Ted talk or a lecture, then no, I haven't done any.
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Mark
9/15/2024 05:13:35 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of a book signing or speaking at a book club.
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9/16/2024 07:04:47 am
I won a couple site sponsored horror writing contests when I was a member of Fanstory dot com.
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Mark
9/16/2024 07:14:30 am
Congratulations! Those awards must have generated some warm and fuzzy feelings. A little bit of fame can be quite intoxicating for the moment. The next day it is back to fingers on the keyboard!
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9/16/2024 07:47:14 am
Family members, none. I've encouraged my kids to write as a creative outlet, but never said they had to follow in my footsteps.
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Mark
9/17/2024 09:48:37 am
You have a nice circle in your writing community. I think I am already following several of those authors. I will make sure to follow them all.
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9/17/2024 09:00:02 pm
All of my books are in KU except for 'One on One'. A friend recommended putting them in KU and it has paid off incredibly. I make 60 to 70 percent of my royalties from KU.
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Mark
9/18/2024 08:08:03 am
I have heard from some authors that their books do quite well on KU, others have a much different experience. The quantity of books seems to make a difference.
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9/18/2024 08:23:05 am
Thanks so much for having me and for your review. I'm glad you enjoyed my book and hope that many others will as well.
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